Based on an ACTUAL sasquatch footprint that I found in the woods (I can't remember where, though...), the Squatcharcuterie tray will securely cradle your delicious charcuterie delicacies in squatch style.
Toe compartments are great for deviled eggs, olives, and other sasquatch-toe-sized morsels.
Completely and lovingly handcrafted- no CNC machine, laser cutter, or other robotic hi-jinx going on here!
Made from laminated solid walnut, mahogany, limba, maple, and poplar hardwoods. The Squatcharcuterie tray you receive will be a unique combination of most or all of those wood species.
The 'low-profile' Squatcharcuterie tray has high-quality black powder-coated steel handles, secured to the tray's underside with screws. The handles don't add to the overall height of the tray, so this is the easiest of the Squatcharcuterie trays to store in a cabinet or drawer, if desired.
Screwed-in rubber feet keep your Squatcharcuterie tray firmly in place on your countertop or other smooth surface.  Firm footing is, after all, is one of Squatch's natural abilities.
A very special and unique Ohio Wood Art logo and maker's mark are laser-engraved on the bottom of the tray.     
Finished in durable, completely natural, and food-safe hardwax oil. Sasquatch is obviously tough, but not quite tough enough to withstand the rigors of the modern dishwasher. Therefore: HANDWASH ONLY!!!  You will also want to occasionally (when it looks dry) apply mineral oil or cutting board conditioner to keep your Squatcharcuterie tray in squatchtastic condition.