Based on an ACTUAL sasquatch footprint that I found in the woods (I can't remember where, though...), the Squatcharcuterie tray will securely cradle your delicious charcuterie delicacies in squatch style.
Toe compartments are great for deviled eggs, olives, and other sasquatch-toe-sized morsels.
Completely and lovingly handcrafted- no CNC machine, laser cutter, or other robotic hi-jinx going on here!
Made from laminated solid walnut, mahogany, limba, maple, and poplar hardwoods. The Squatcharcuterie tray you receive will be a unique combination of most or all of those wood species.
The handles are wrought iron, hand-forged by New Marshfield, Ohio blacksmith Lewis Broecker (Black Diamond Ironworks) and securely screwed into the tray's underside.  This tray upgraded with FANCY handles featuring decorative opposing twists that Lewis carefully added to make an already unique piece even more unique! The handles are considerably taller than those of the low-profile Squatcharcuterie trays, so these are more suitable for display rather than storing in a drawer or cabinet.
Screwed-in rubber feet keep your Squatcharcuterie tray firmly in place on your countertop or other smooth surface.  Firm footing is, after all, is one of Squatch's natural abilities.
A very special and unique Ohio Wood Art logo and maker's mark are laser-engraved on the bottom of the tray.     
Finished in durable, completely natural, and food-safe hardwax oil. Sasquatch is obviously tough, but not quite tough enough to withstand the rigors of the modern dishwasher. Therefore: HAND WASH ONLY!!!  You will also want to occasionally (when it looks dry) apply mineral oil or cutting board conditioner to keep your Squatcharcuterie tray in squatchtastic condition.